No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...