Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...