Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...