Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...