Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.