Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...