Will I live any longer?
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Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
That was no piccolo
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This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...