Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...