What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
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Banned Children’s Books
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A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
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Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
A Duck walks into a bar…
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Quotes About Women
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Someone stole things from me
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