A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...