Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !