Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...