Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...