How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...