The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.