Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...