Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...