Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
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|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...