What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...