Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...