What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...