Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.