Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.