Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...