30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....