Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!