Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
The World’s Shortest Books
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Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...