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Anniversary Gift
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Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...