What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...