New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....