Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Laughter Galore !!!
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there...