Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...