Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...