Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...