Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...