In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...