The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...