Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...