Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...