Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!