Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...