What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!