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A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...