spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...