A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
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Condoms In Ears
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Don’t say this to a cop
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....