He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...