A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...