Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...