I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
No Brakes
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“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
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The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
58 Newspaper Headlines
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World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
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The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
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