A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
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Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
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Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...