Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...