CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...